25 things

I don't usually do these things... That's a huge lie. I always do these things. I'm supposed to tag a bunch of people, but I figure if I do the test thing this way, LOTS of people will look at it. 

1. I love the english language. I don't love reading, unless the story is really different and original. 
2. I would act for the rest of my life if I could. I love theatre. I've grown up on it and when I'm on stage, I feel like I'm doing something outstanding, even if the show sucks
3. I've been in three shows that I haven't enjoyed being in. But that's it. 
4. I love my dogs more then I love most people.
5. I secretly don't mind my job at blockbuster. But somedays I want to blow up my work. And sell the charred wreckage on ebay to the idiots who shop there. 
6. There are three people who have figured out where I'm ticklish. If they tell anyone I will kill them. 
7. I'm a mama's boy. I love my parents and respect them but I still want to live on my own. 
8. I have two female singers that I adore: Alanis Morisette and Marit Larsen. Kylie is just a cover. Mylie Cyrus is slowly creeping her way into my heart. You don't know if I'm kidding or not. 
9. My favorite movie of all time is Josie and the Pussycats. Deal with it. It's fucking awesome. 
10. I have written a couple novels. A Little Bit of Conversation in 2003, The Half Finished Act of Parson's Person in 2005, Sleepwalker in 2006, The Good Thief in 2007, Jane in the Agency in 2008 (A spy novel, still working on the title) And the Disciple Trilogy: The Invisible War in 2007, The Critical Time and the Deadly choice, both in 2008. I've also written a few plays. 
11. Every morning I have a banana wrap. They're delicious. Especially with cinnamon. 
12. I always think I'm fatter then I am. I know I'm not, but hey, the price of being average. 
13. I love mint choc chip ice cream. It's amazing. 
14. I want to create my own touring theatre company that goes into schools and incorporates the kids into the show. That'd be AWESOME. 
15. I know a lot of random facts about completely useless things. People think I'm smart, but I've actually just surfed wikipedia. A LOT.
16. I'm also really smart. Wikipedia helps with that too.
17. I've always hated cream eggs. 
18. I love to sing, but I'm never sure what I sound like or what people think of my voice. 
19. I love board games. My favorite is settlers of Catan. We still totally need to do a board game night. 
20. I want to be recognized for something. Be it write a best seller, or get a million hits on youtube... just something. 
21. My favorite fish/animal is the manta ray. They're the most amazing creatures in the world. 
22. I love writing. I've written poems, novels, plays... but I almost never write short fiction. I wonder what that's about. 
23. I love dancing and can swing dance. I've always loved to teach people as well
24. I'm an excellent masseuse. I was once paid $20 to give someone a massage. 
25. I love Jesus. He's my first love. 

So there you go. 25 things. 

That was oddly hard.